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Dog-walker sights two UFOs

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By Hal E. Tosis

     Yesterday afternoon, Greenvale resident Gordon Frohman [not Freeman] spotted two UFOs flying above his house. Police chief Wheatly I. Dampener raced to the scene where Frohman reported “I was playing catch with my dog Seymour out in the yard when he started barking at the sky. I looked up and above me there was two UFOs. Not like the ones used by the Combine as transportation in the area; but a kind never before seen in City 17."

     "Both were shaped like a stereotypical UFO. Not really an inconspicuous design I might say. Even the reject Combine soldiers could have done unique.” Frohman added.

     Dampener released a statement saying “Yeah, both looked like bloody regular saucers, I've seen weathered test chambers in Aperture Science that looked better than that! But I’m absolutely, 100% sure that they’re gone...” and police will not pursue the incident further.